I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(Source: aimmyarrowshigh)
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
(Source: slimed)
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: lol-gpoy)
